chapter 1
a short, sad, silly story.
bum woke up at 32, looked at his watch, looked at his portfolio, and felt a feeling deeper than any market dip. so he did the only reasonable thing a man in his position could do — he launched a coin about it.
freshly minted · still broke
$BUM
the coin for everyone who thought they'd be rich by now.
scroll. the room gets bigger.
↓$BUM✦still not rich✦any day now✦1000x soon™✦cope & hodl✦$BUM✦look busy✦vibes only✦
$BUM✦still not rich✦any day now✦1000x soon™✦cope & hodl✦$BUM✦look busy✦vibes only✦
chapter 2
a day in the life.
9:04 amThe Morning Ritual
Bum checks his portfolio. Closes laptop. Opens laptop. Checks again. It has not moved.
11:27 amProductive Coping
Bum writes his 'manifestation journal.' Page 1: be rich. Page 2: see page 1.
2:13 pmCounting What's Left
Bum counts his same three dollars for the seventh time. The camera is watching. Let it.
9:48 pmRisk Management
Bum goes all in. It's not gambling if you call it 'diversifying'.
11:59 pmSeeking Guidance
Bum consults the orb. The orb says: 'soon.' The orb always says 'soon.'
chapter 3
bumonomics.
supply
1,000,000,000
one billion bums. you can have some.
tax
0 / 0
no tax. bum already paid enough in feelings.
team
5/5
renounced. liquidity locked. dreams unlocked.